#THIS IS TOO MUCH#AND ALL I CAN THINK IS DEREK IN NYC FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER#MAYBE HES AT A CONFERENCE#MAYBE HES SORTING SOME THINGS OUT WITH PACK ISSUES#AND HE COMES BACK TO HIS GORGEOUS SUITE IN SOME FANCY HOTEL AND ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS UNDRESS SHOWER AND CURL UP WITH STILES#MAYBE SHOWER WITH STILES AND THEN CURL UP WITH HIM#BUT HE CANT BECAUSE STILES IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY#SO THEY SkYPE INSTEAD#STILES’ VOICE ALONE IS ENOUGH TO CALM THE TENSION INSIDE DEREK THAT THE CITY BRINGS OUT IN HIM#AND MAYBE ITS INEVITABLE WHEN HIS HAND ITCHES TOWARDS HIS CLOTHES TO START TAKING THEM OFF#AND THINGS JUST ESCALATE TILL THERE UNTIL DEREKS PERFORMING A FULL FRONTAL STRIP TEASE FOR STILES JUST MINUTES BEFORE THEY JERK OFF TOGETHER ON SKYPE#HAHA LEAVE ME ALONE(via raisesomehale)
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
He didn’t even drop his cigarette this literally didn’t surprise him at all omfg